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Funny marital grave epitaphs

Unfortunate marital grave inscriptions, collected by Susan Darling Safford in Quaint Epitaphs 1895: Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake, Who died for peace and quietness sake His wife was constantly scolding and scoffing, So he sought repose in a twelve dollar coffin Here lies my wife a sad slatterned shrew If I said I regretted her I should lie too Within this grave do lie Back to back my wife and I When the last trump the air shall fill, If she gets up I'll just lie s

A cricketing record that may never be broken

International cricket is always breaking new records, however this is one record that will most probably never get beaten again Australian Players scored the following 44 Doug Walters 45 Rod Marsh But the greatest score happened on route to the 1989 Ashes series 52 David Boon What do the numbers represent The amount of cans of beer drunk on a flight between Australia and England Another report of said record claims Boon finished 54 drinks totalling around 195 liter

70 year old woman beaten by police for not watering her lawn

And so every area of your life will be monitored, and all social rules will be enforced A 70-year-old US woman has been left bruised and bloody after an unexpected clash with police who came to arrest her because her lawn was dry and brown Trouble flared when Utah pensioner Betty Perry, 70, refused to give her name to an officer trying to caution her for not watering her lawn She says the officer hit her with handcuffs, cutting her nose, although police insist she slipped and fell

Couple have online affair with each other without realising it.

I actually wonder about the reality of this article How can you have an online affair with the person you live with without realising it The funny thing will be that they will have been talking about their "real" spouses in negative terms, and their online partners will have hated them as well If its on the net it must be true :p:p A Bosnian couple are getting divorced after finding out they had been secretly chatting each other up online under fake names Sana Klaric, 27,

Woolly pigs!!

Woolly pig, woolly pig, does whatever a woolly pig does This is a true species! As Hamlet said "There are stranger things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy"[quote]For many years now 'Pig Paradise' has been trying to acquire some of these amazing 'Curly Coated Mangalitza' pigs in order to try and establish some herds in this country[/quote] More woolly pig pictures on the site http://wwwpigparadisecom/curlyhtml

5 facts why your parents were cooler than you are

This is really good, when your parents were your age they were far cooler that you are now Here's why 1 We do less drugs 2 They had cooler music 3 They had cooler facial hair 4 Their movie directors were cooler 5 They had more sex than us Read it and weap you spawn of the 00's : http://wwwdoublevikingcom/dv-expose-why-our-parents-were-cooler-than-we-are-now-when-they-were-our-age-6301-phtml

News site creates new word to describe mugging -Bushing

What do you call a mugging where someone steals your money in the middle of the day without caring who see's him Its now called a Bushing This term apparently refers to the actions of George Bush upon the American people So next time you are brazenly mugged in the middle of the day you can say that you have been "bushed" http://stuffconz/4185831a10html

New slime mold beetles names - Agathidium bushi, Agathidium cheneyi, and Agathidium rumsfeldi

Wow entomologist humor! They named slime mold beetles after politicians Agathidium bushi, Agathidium cheneyi, and Agathidium rumsfeldi are species of slime-mold beetles named after George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld, by two former Cornell entomologists, Dr Kelly B Miller now at Brigham Young University and Dr Quentin D Wheeler now at the Natural History Museum According to Miller and Wheeler, the naming of the beetles who were three of 65 species to be named was

Despite earning big money chinese worker can't believe the crap that Americans will buy

This poor Chinese worker is churning out soul destroying products such as plastic salad spoons and other cheap crap FENGHUA, CHINA—Chen Hsien, an employee of Fenghua Ningbo Plastic Works Ltd, a plastics factory that manufactures lightweight household items for Western markets, expressed his disbelief Monday over the "sheer amount of shit Americans will buy" [quote]Often, when we're assigned a new order for, say, 'salad shooters,' I will say to myself, 'There's no way tha

You might have loved your first car, but would you keep it 80 years?

We all remember our first car, we even may still have it, but how many still drive the same car they bought nearly 80 years ago Mr Curtiss, 84, of Shelton, owns a 1929 Ford Model A; it has 200,000 miles on it and still runs He was 15 in 1938 when he bought the car, which sold for $400 when new, from a Derby man for $10 It was during the Depression [quote]He was out of work, and he was hungry I drove it for a year with no license, and the day I turned 16, I got my license with thi

Supermarket with roller coasters

Instead of pushing a trolley around, just sit in this roller coaster and grab your goods as you go past [flash=425x350]http://wwwyoutubecom/v/lHSReZgFn3o[/flash] Neat idea, but I think it would only be a gimmick Tough luck if you just pop into the supermaket to pick up a few items and have to go through the entire circuit to get it Actually is it seems you can see other customers in the level below you you could try bombing other shoppers with your goods through the floor is

Dwarf + member + vacuum cleaner = ?

I can't give this a suitable title you have to read it yourself Edinburgh - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to hi

Don't piss me off! I am running out of places to hide the bodies

I thought this was quite a creative slogan It would look good on a coffee cup A man spotted wearing a T-shirt bearing an "offensive" slogan in a city centre has been warned he risks an 80 fine if he is caught again Forklift driver David Pratt was told by street wardens in Peterborough he could cause offence or incite violence The slogan on the garment read: "Don't piss me off! I am running out of places to hide the bodies" Peterborough City Council said using insulting

Fair dinkum Aussie causes airline alert

Strewth Crikey Bloody hell An Australian woman has reportedly sparked a security scare aboard a US flight after her use of a common Australian phrase was apparently misinterpreted as an act of aggression Sophie Reynolds, 41, from Queanbeyan, was flying aboard SkyWest Airlines from Atlanta to Pittsburgh this week when she asked a flight attendant if she could have a pack of pretzels instead of crackers "[The flight attendant] said they didn't have any [pretzels], and I said, 'Fair

How to punish corrupt police

Just how do you control corrupt, brutal, or littering police in a way that will have them crying for their mommas The Thai police are running scared of getting the dreaded "Hello Kitty" armband for infractions It is the pink armband of shame for wayward police officers, as cute as can be with a Hello Kitty face and a pair of linked hearts No matter how many ribbons for valor a Thai officer may wear, if he parks in the wrong place, or shows up late for work, or is seen dropping
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