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The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed down from generation to generation, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount
In the Public Service, however, a whole range of far more advanced strategies is often employed, such as :
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf"
The wolf jumps up and runs away
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind
XKCD is a wonderful online comic which is creative, entertaining, and challenging In this case he has made a timeline of the characters in selected movies and how they interact I never knew such a system existed before I feel inspired to make one about Castaway, with Tom Hanks, that would be an
Friendship is no barrier to sickness as Piglet gets the push because of swine flu
[quote]"It's a little Anxious," he said to himself, "to be a Very Small Animal Entirely Surrounded by Water Christopher Robin and Pooh could escape by Climbing Trees, and Kanga could escape by Jumping, and Ra
Flowcharts are so useful, you can use them to make many types of important decisions This flowchart helps you decide what religion you want to follow Funny
From: http://wwwholytacocom/flowchart-determine-what-religion-you-should-follow
Airline humour from Qantas
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next fli
Remember the man who tried to pay his bill by drawing a spider Well he's back with a vengeance, and confounding everyone he contacts : Very very funny
Here's a link for those who missed it
http://newsninemsncomau/articleaspxid=665847
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 30 Septe
Forget the story of Darth Vader, the heroic actions of a couple of robots, or the the power of light over darkness Star Wars is all about how one man bumbles through the universe making galactic type mistakes that are only healed after he dies The Star Wars series is actually a cautionary tale, a
Surprisingly enough, for an occupation concerned with humor, comedians don't take being heckled very well Here are some of the more inventive and famous replies to hecklers There does seem to be an underlying insecurity in comedians when performing
Comedian Larry the Cable Guy once re
Kayne West really IS a douche!
You're a male, you hate shopping, particularly clothes shopping with your partner Here are some handy ways you can get out of the tedium of shopping
Take a phrase in English, then translate it into Japanese, then translate the translation back into English, then translate the translation of the translation back in Japanese and you get the idea
What do you get
Some fun phrases
http://translationpartycom/tp/#2094374
A bird
Funny video of talking animals and their experiences Well worth watching
Walk On The Wild Side is a brand new comedy series that seeks to provide a long overdue forum for the views and opinions of the animal kingdom
It's a world of hip hop-loving badgers, dieting pandas and a marmot call
An oldie but goodie, funny things said in court
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right
WITNESS: Yes
ATTORNEY: How many were boys
WITNESS: None
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney Can I get a new attorney
Q: What is your date
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