A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do
"Well, you can paint my porch How much will you charge"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
Airline humour from Qantas
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots marked with a P and the solutions recorded marked
An acting group recreated the opening scene of Star Wars, where Princess Leia gets captured by Darth Vader with the rebel plans, on a New York City subway car
In the Improv Everywhere version, Leia boards the subway car with the plans -- in this case, a book called Galactic Rebellion for Dummies Nobody on the train thinks much of it until the Stormtroopers come in after her at the next stop One more stop, and Darth Vader enters, putting the icing on the cake The crowd goes wild and star
We all know of crappy TV series like Heros with plot holes you could drive a truck through, but the show WW2 on the History Channel was just as unbelievable from beginning to end Brilliantly written article below
Let's start with the bad guys Battalions of stormtroopers dressed in all black, check Secret police, check Determination to brutally kill everyone who doesn't look like them, check Leader with a tiny villain mustache and a tendency to go into apopleptic rage when he doesn'
What a great way to get another day off, Australia decides to invade New Zealand to get an extra public holiday - Funny video
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Read this advert from craigslistcom of a guy breaking up with his bike Its a sad story about love gone wrong and just having to move out of a situation
Image from http://torontoencraigslistca/tor/bik/1818360923html
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know Just name someone, anyone, and I know them'
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise'
'No drama boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it'
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, 'Dave! What's happening Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!'
Although impressed, Dave's boss is
Look we all know that dogs are loyal, faithful, and sometimes intelligent, but all cat lovers know that Lassie should have been a cat After all they are far superior So this video shows Lassie reimagined as a cute little cat What could possibly go wrong
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Vuvuzela music has been a great hit in South Africa during the football World cup, take a way a memento of this time in your own Vuvuzela Hits CD Hours of listening pleasure for the whole family!
Recreate the sound of a South African football match by playing the CD loudly behind your head while watching TV broadcasts
Available now on [url=http://itunesapplecom/ie/album/vuvuzela-hits/id377812154]ITunes[/url]
Wonderful comedy where Australian TV interviews New Zealand TV over the World Cup results great takeoff of the Kiwi accent Actually the obsessions of a small nation over its minor successes is quite accurate Must watch for all antipodeans
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Considered by John Cleese and Andrew Sachs Manuel as their favorite the final installment in Fawlty Towers was delayed 6 months owing to an actors strike, The downtime was spent refining the script and resulted in this perfect farce
After the Fawltys arrive back at the hotel after an outing, Basil enters the kitchen to find a man searching through the fridge Basil starts to make fun of him joking that he's "opened up the self-service", only to discover that he is a Health and Safet
A distraught woman contacts David Thorne asking if he would make a poster to find her lost cat Unfortunately for her Thorne exercises his imagination with a bizarre and funny series of images Its a great read, and some nicely made posters, just none of them are on topic
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Watch this great North Korean video showing how they can really rock Funny, and well done
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You can tell a lot about a people through their humor, This series of North Korean jokes all have a barb to them, and speak of the problems people face living under such a repressive regime, at the same time they are quite funny in a cultural sort of way
A comedy show on North Korean TV has the distinction of being one of the longest-running in the world, although there's very little that's actually funny in it
Following are some jokes from North Korean defectors compiled by Radio
This short cartoon is regarded as one of the finest cartoons ever made Steven Spielberg called One Froggy Evening "the Citizen Kane of animated film" In 1994 it was voted #5 of the 50 Greatest Cartoons of all time by members of the animation field The film is ranked at IMDb as the fourth best short movie ever
In 2003 the United States Library of Congress deemed the film "culturally significant" and selected it for preservation in the National Film Registry http://enwikipediaorg/w
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