Paddy & Mick worked together in St John's, Newfoundland and were both laid off
So off they went to the unemployment office together
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs"
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, and gave him $8000 a week unemployment pay
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter" Since a