A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him The waitress asks them for their orders
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "Whatís yours"
"Iíll have the same," says the ostrich
A short time later the waitress returns with the order ĎThat will be $940 please,í and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, ĎA hamburger