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37 Things You may not Know

37 Things You may not Know - an interesting, but I think inaccurate list of things that just might be true 10 is wrong, 14 is debatable, 27 is just wrong 1 CocaCola was originally green 2 The most common name in the world is Mohammed 3 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with 4 The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue 5 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States 6 TYPEWRITER is the longest word

Want a different holiday? Go on a Somali pirate cruise

For the gun nut who has done everything, join a cruise to sunny Somalia and see how many pirates you can take out The Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin in the Sudan and docks at Bagamoya in Tanzania The trip includes a master gunsmith and will have reloading parties every afternoon as well as optional marksmanship training The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy 4 days If you don't have your own high

Funny things said in court

According to someone else, these are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active WITNESS: No, I just lie there ________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth WITNESS: July 18th ATTORNEY: What year WITNESS: Every year ______

Jewish girl rings parents and says she's going out with an italian chaos ensues

A Jewish girl away from home at college prank calls her parents and tells them she started dating an Italian guy The father threatens to kill the guy and the mothers comments are priceless She does it as a joke, but boy, listen to the conversation! The mother totally loses it and the father is almost ready to get his gun : Sound like the Jewish Soprano's : : : [flash=425x350]http://embedbreakcom/MjkwMTE3[/flash]

Men Strike back #2!!

Subject: RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE Men are from Mars or another weird planet/place: We always hear "the rules" from the female side Now here are the rules from the male side These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1 Learn to work the toilet seat You're a big girl If it's up, put it down You can handle it We need it up, you need it down You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down 1 Sunday = sports It's like the f

Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays

I thought these were great : Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dange

Uncle Frank and the kid - Funny

An oldie but goodie joke

How Moses got the 10 Commandments

A joke to offend everyone, so a warning for the stereotypes God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better" The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments" The Lord said, "They are rules for living" "Can you give us an example" "You shall not kill" "Not kill We're not interested" So God went to the Africans and said, "I have Commandments" The Africans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour your Fat

Are you a cowboy?

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy" She said, "I'm a lesbian I spend my whole day

Guy phones in late for work while driving sees car accident - funny

A pizza store manager is late for work and calls his boss to let him know While leaving a voice mail message, he witnesses an accident His account of what is happening is about as funny as it gets : http://wwwsonnyradiocom/carwreckhtml

Darth calling on line one

This is here somewhere but youtube killed it for some reason Here it is again; Darth calling to report that the Death Star is destroyed This is a scream! [url]http://wwwdevilduckycom/media/45466/[/url] :tu

The difference between 1977 and 2007

1977-2007 1977 : Long hair 2007 : Longing for hair 1977: KEG 2007: EKG 1977 : Acid rock 2007 : Acid reflux 1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1977 : Seeds and stems 2007 : Roughage 1977 : Hoping for a BMW 2007: Hoping for a BM 1977 : Going to a new, hip joint 2007 : Receiving a new hip joint 1977 : Rolling Stones 2007: Kidney Stones 1977 : Scr

Play carpet fishing in your work cubical

Dilbert invents a new game to make the work day go faster - carpet fishing - wonderful : It actually makes sence and can be similar to the randomness of real fishing Unfortunatly the link has been removed from the Dilbert site, so here is the cartoon I found on another site There is also a REAL carpet fishing program made on the link below more here http://prm753bcheaorg/carpetfishinghtml Dave Barry once said that [quote] There is a fine line between fishing and standing a

That darn internet has so many wrong people on it - funny

This little cartoon from the excellent xkcd is so true! Many other great cartoons there as well http://wwwxkcdcom/386/

What would happen if aliens landed on earth

I thought this joke about aliens was funny, From http://redditcom/info/6a00f/comments/
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