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New Zealand All Black jokes after losing to France

Sigh with the All Blacks out of the Rugby World Cup at the embarrassing quarter finals here come the All Black jokes I like the one with the pope in it Wayne Barnes is the unfortunate referee who has coped the scapegoating over losing the match and blamed for the All Blacks losing its all bollocks of course, but allows people blame something for the loss instead of facing up to defeat like adults New Zealanders can make good winners but horrible losers Anyway here are the jo

are you a hillbilly

you know youre a hillbilly when your dad sells your mom as a birthday present

Aunt Karen joke

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories "Johnny, do you have a story to share" "Yes ma'am My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen " Well tell us about Aunt Karen" "Ok" said Johnny, "Aunt Karen was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife She drank the

Karl Rove's shrink-wrapped car!

[quote]White House pranksters wrapped Rove's Jaguar in plastic wrap on the private driveway next to the West Wing Rove's car is easily recognizable because of its "I love Barack Obama" bumper sticker and the twin stuffed-animal eagles on the trunk Oh, and there's a stuffed-animal elephant on the hood[/quote] [img]http://ilcnnnet/cnn/2007/POLITICS/08/29/rovecarap/artrovecarapjpg[/img] [url]http://wwwcnncom/2007/POLITICS/08/29/rovecarap/indexhtml[/url] For the rec

Theres no business like goat business - funny rap video

A R A B rap video by a Middle Eastern comedian I really liked it, its well done : [flash=425x350]http://wwwyoutubecom/v/nizt2oEtHl8[/flash]

Political cows from around the world

This old page has become popular for some reason, its worth reading through : Sample: [b]An American Democrat[/b] You have two cows Your neighbor has none You feel guilty for being successful You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax The people you voted for then take tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor You feel righteous and Barbara Streisand sings for you [b]An American Republic

The Jewellers

A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind farted Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her Cool as a cucumber

The Wedding Dress

The Wedding Dress A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for" The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil" The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for br

Cat Haiku - really funny

I thought this was great You never feed me Perhaps I'll sleep on your face That will sure show you You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand New rule tomorrow In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning Grace personified I leap into the window I meant to do that Blur of motion, then -- silence, me, a paper bag What is so fu

Kiwis on Holiday....

A New Zealander is travelling around the Greek Islands He walks into a bar and orders a beer from the New Zealand barmaid As she takes his order, she notices his accent and over the course of the evening they get chatting At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his hotel Although she is attracted to him she says no He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees The next night

Aid for the earthquake sufferers

A big earthquake - 81 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan The country is totally ruined and the government does not know where to start with providing help to rebuild The rest of the world is in shock The United States is sending troops to help Saudi Arabia is sending oil Latin American countries are sending supplies New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops The rest of the European community except France is sending money The Asian continents are sendin

The Blonde going to Melbourne...

A plane is on its way from London to Melbourne when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and

The drivers license tells all

A little girl and her mother were out and about The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, how old are you The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age You'll learn this as you get older" The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about You'll learn this, too, as you grow up" The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy,

When a prawn gets his desires (joke)

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten" As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says,

The deaf genie

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag He sits down and places the bag on the counter Where on earth did you get that" says the bartender The man responds by reaching into the paper bag This time he pulls out a lamp He hands it to the bartender and says"Here Rub it" So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him "I will grant you one wish Just one wish each person is allowed only one!" said
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