"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document"
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired"
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun"
"So you don't know how fast you were going I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh"
"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it wil