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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her bedside table.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery"

By netchicken: posted on 23-5-2005

OK this needs its own topic I know but here goes...

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach when he is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.

The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a hug.

The second one says, " Have you ever been kissed?", he shakes his head and so she kisses him.

Rather abruptly the third girl asks, "Have you ever been F****d?"

"NO!" says the man with his eyes lighting up.

"Well, you are now," she said. "The tides coming in."
By netchicken: posted on 23-5-2005

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