How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: So make me!

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Labrador: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeese let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeease, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English sheep dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

10. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

11. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian cattle dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The cat's answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
By netchicken: posted on 1-8-2005








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