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The pirate and the sailor

I overheard a sailor chatting with a pirate in a bar and they took turns swapping sea-stories. Now, the pirate had a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch, and curiosity finally got to the sailor.

"So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" he asked.

The pirate replied, "I wuz swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men wuz pullin' me out, a huge Great White bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?"

"Well..." replied the pirate, "We wuz boardin' an enemy ship and wuz battlin' the crew with swords. One of 'em cut my hand clean off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"

"A seagull dropping fell into me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.

"Aye," said the pirate, "Y'see, it wuz me first day with the hook..."
By netchicken: posted on 3-8-2005

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