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George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.

President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand.

"By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously.

It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman's posterior.

When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Marie sainte! I'm think I'm getting a fax."
By netchicken: posted on 21-2-2003

Good one Netchicken!
By JediMaster: posted on 6-3-2003

LMAO!!! :)
By Ocelot: posted on 30-3-2003

I swear ...

Marie Sainte ???? What a wierd way to speak French.
We told him he stayed too long in Quebec last summer.
By bashful frog: posted on 5-10-2003

Great Joke Net chicken
By nomad: posted on 9-12-2003








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