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The first bird flu joke

A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting.

The lion said, "I'm the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle".

The gorilla said, "That's nothing. I'm the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming".

Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, "Roaring, beating, pah! That's nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!"
By netchicken: posted on 16-3-2006

:P Nice joke :sp, but lion & gorilla may be not affected by bird flu :P
By babycare: posted on 16-3-2006

LOL good one NC
By YCON: posted on 17-3-2006

Another one ...

In an attempt to stop the spreading of bird flu, George Bush is making plans to bomb the Canary Islands. (I suspect he has Turkey in his sights as well)
By netchicken: posted on 29-3-2006








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