An Easter joke - what nationality was Jesus
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was an American Negro :
(1) He loved gospel
(2) He called everybody brother
(3) and there was no way that he could get a fair trial
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish :
(1) He went into his fathers business
(2) He stayed home until he was 33
(3) He thought that his mother was a virgin
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian :
(1) He had wine with every meal
(2) He spoke with his hands
(3) and his mother thought that he was God
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish :
(1) He never got married
(2) He was always telling stories
(3) He loved green pastures
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was from Northern
NSW :
(1) He never cut his hair
(2) He walked around barefoot all the time
(3) He started a new religion
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was American Indian
:
(1) He was at peace with nature
(2) He ate a lot of fish
(3) He spoke about the great spirit
But ...... the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
was a Woman (these arguments may also be used to prove he was an Army
cook) :
(1) He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food
(2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
(3) And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was work
to do.
By netchicken:
posted on 12-4-2006
(1) He loved gospel
(2) He called everybody brother
(3) and there was no way that he could get a fair trial
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish :
(1) He went into his fathers business
(2) He stayed home until he was 33
(3) He thought that his mother was a virgin
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian :
(1) He had wine with every meal
(2) He spoke with his hands
(3) and his mother thought that he was God
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish :
(1) He never got married
(2) He was always telling stories
(3) He loved green pastures
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was from Northern
NSW :
(1) He never cut his hair
(2) He walked around barefoot all the time
(3) He started a new religion
But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was American Indian
:
(1) He was at peace with nature
(2) He ate a lot of fish
(3) He spoke about the great spirit
But ...... the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
was a Woman (these arguments may also be used to prove he was an Army
cook) :
(1) He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food
(2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
(3) And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was work
to do.