British calculations to determine the perfect butt

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British calculations to determine the perfect butt

Ok, guys, in case you do not trust your own taste and judgement, British scientists have created a mathematical way of determining the perfection of a female butt.

Here you go:

(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).

Let's break it down:

S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

C = circularity (rounder is better)

B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)

Then calculate this:

V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.


Sure, the scientific conclusion is based on their preferences, but still, should such a thing be seen in such a clinical manner? Where's the magic in a formula?
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By Thomas_Crowne: posted on 14-4-2006

I don't need no stink'in calculator!:o
By TUTUTKAMEN: posted on 25-4-2006








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