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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

"Well", said the 87 year-old. "It's quite simple really, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and gives you great stamina with the ladies as well."

The 80 year-old was mightily impressed by this, so on the way home he stopped off at the bakery. As he was looking around, the counter lady asked if he needed any help, so he asked, "Do you have any Italian bread?"

"Yes", she replied, "there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

"Yes", he said, "I want 5 loaves."

"My goodness, 5 loaves?" said the shop lady, "don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it will have gone hard?"

"I can't believe this!", the 80 year-old exclaimed. "Everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but me."
By netchicken: posted on 2-8-2006

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