Why its great to be a guy
01. Faking an orgasm isn't even an option.
02. The occasional, scratch and belch is not only ok but to be expected.
03. Condoms were designed with you in mind !
04. Your friends never trap you with "Remember 20 years ago when?"
05. Porn movies have one target audience, you.
06. If something doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and it's ok.
07. You hate cats more than you hate talking about your feelings.
08. You never miss a chance to score because you are not in the mood.
09. There is always a game somewhere in the world.
10. If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you don't have to worry about cat fight.
11. If you live long enough, you get to be a dirty old man an no one cares.
12. You can buy contraceptives without the checkout clerk picturing you in the nude.
13. Bachelor parties kick butt when it comes to bridal showers.
14. You don't have to buy a gift every time you stop by someone's home.
15. People never glance at your chest for a quick thrill.
16. The remote is yours.
17. Water retention is done in a canteen.
18. You don't take from your significant others plate.
19. With 500MM sperm per load, you can double the the worlds population in 14 strokes.
20. You don't leave the room to adjust your crotch in an emergency.
21. Same work means same pay.
22. You can admire another person without starving yourself to look like them.
23. You don't have a new mood for every moment of the day.
24. You get to punch people.
27. You never take innocent statements out of hand.
28. The world is your toilet.
29. You never feel like stopping a friend from a quick score.
30. You can wear a white shirt at the pool.
31. You get to think about sex, all day long and they call it normal.
32. Feelings are the last thing on your mind.
33. Flowers always do the trick.
34. Becoming president isn't only a dream.
35. Nontrivial pissing contests are the norm.
36. To be 30 and single is not the end of the world .
37. Four Words, National College Cheerleading Championship.
38. Nobody wonders if you secretly swallow.
39. You score points even for a the slightest kindness.
40. The garage is all yours.
41. You slaughter your own food.
42. You don't need a support group to go to the bathroom.
43. Guys wearing a hockey masks don't try to attack you.
44. Your rear end is not the prime factor at a job interview.
46. You don't stop on every other channel for a good cry.
47. You can open all your own jars and kill all your own spiders.
48. Your bathroom lines are 95% shorter.
49. Your mechanic doesn't try to charge you $500 for an oil change.
50. Virtually all nudity in movies is female.
51. You don't spend three hours getting ready for a date or two weeks talking about it.
52. You don't spend a week waiting by the phone for them to call.
53. You know if you want to sleep with someone two seconds after seeing them.
54. You can wear the same underwear several days in a row and no other guy will complain.
By netchicken:
posted on 7-8-2006
02. The occasional, scratch and belch is not only ok but to be expected.
03. Condoms were designed with you in mind !
04. Your friends never trap you with "Remember 20 years ago when?"
05. Porn movies have one target audience, you.
06. If something doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and it's ok.
07. You hate cats more than you hate talking about your feelings.
08. You never miss a chance to score because you are not in the mood.
09. There is always a game somewhere in the world.
10. If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you don't have to worry about cat fight.
11. If you live long enough, you get to be a dirty old man an no one cares.
12. You can buy contraceptives without the checkout clerk picturing you in the nude.
13. Bachelor parties kick butt when it comes to bridal showers.
14. You don't have to buy a gift every time you stop by someone's home.
15. People never glance at your chest for a quick thrill.
16. The remote is yours.
17. Water retention is done in a canteen.
18. You don't take from your significant others plate.
19. With 500MM sperm per load, you can double the the worlds population in 14 strokes.
20. You don't leave the room to adjust your crotch in an emergency.
21. Same work means same pay.
22. You can admire another person without starving yourself to look like them.
23. You don't have a new mood for every moment of the day.
24. You get to punch people.
27. You never take innocent statements out of hand.
28. The world is your toilet.
29. You never feel like stopping a friend from a quick score.
30. You can wear a white shirt at the pool.
31. You get to think about sex, all day long and they call it normal.
32. Feelings are the last thing on your mind.
33. Flowers always do the trick.
34. Becoming president isn't only a dream.
35. Nontrivial pissing contests are the norm.
36. To be 30 and single is not the end of the world .
37. Four Words, National College Cheerleading Championship.
38. Nobody wonders if you secretly swallow.
39. You score points even for a the slightest kindness.
40. The garage is all yours.
41. You slaughter your own food.
42. You don't need a support group to go to the bathroom.
43. Guys wearing a hockey masks don't try to attack you.
44. Your rear end is not the prime factor at a job interview.
46. You don't stop on every other channel for a good cry.
47. You can open all your own jars and kill all your own spiders.
48. Your bathroom lines are 95% shorter.
49. Your mechanic doesn't try to charge you $500 for an oil change.
50. Virtually all nudity in movies is female.
51. You don't spend three hours getting ready for a date or two weeks talking about it.
52. You don't spend a week waiting by the phone for them to call.
53. You know if you want to sleep with someone two seconds after seeing them.
54. You can wear the same underwear several days in a row and no other guy will complain.