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Hack your lift and bypass floors

Ever been fed up of having to stop off at every floor before you finally get to your destination in an elevator?

Well the frustration ends here! If your ever stuck in that situation just do the following

Press the ‘Door Close’ and your required ‘floor’ button at the same time

The lift should then whisk you off to whatever destination you require without having to stop for anyone else :)

It has been verified working on the following brands of elevators

* Otis elevators
* Dover elevators
* Most Desert Elevators

(Personally I have trouble findiing a building with enough floors to try it out)

from Here
By netchicken: posted on 3-11-2006

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


It's friday.....c'mon....a couple were funny:ws
By Venus: posted on 4-11-2006

LOL they are all good things :)

Heh, I would love to try them out, if only I had the courage :)
By netchicken: posted on 4-11-2006

Now I miss NY. There are no elevators in Florida and I wanna try these things so bad!!!!! - lol.

Venus - where did you come up with all those? ROTF
By MELtdown: posted on 4-11-2006

I came across it and thought about this thread....:tu
By Venus: posted on 4-11-2006

23) if it misses your floor because someone hacked the lift, say in a loud voice "YOU ARSEHOLE" as the person gets out.
By Richard Principal: posted on 4-11-2006








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