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When Squirrels Attack!!

Another squirrel story!

Man, these little furry critters seem to be getting really angry with humanoids nowadays, huh?

I plan on continuing to feed and talk to theones who live in the trees on my little spot under the sun, and will continue to use my sling shot to scare large, rodent-eating birds away. Maybe they will remember my kindness to their kind when they take over the world!

... Quote:
Local media reports that Postal Service employee Barb Dougherty says "she was attacked and bitten by the squirrel while delivering mail in the town about 75 miles north of Pittsburgh."


http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1217649/article_images/headline_1162502978.jpg

I was friendly to the neighborhood squirrels before uprising began and the fact that I was their friend without it being out of fear of being slaughtered will earn me safety. It might not be too late for y'all to be saved, too, as they have yet to start the full-out assault against humanity. Everyone, go get a sack of pecans at spread them at the bases of the trees in your yards!

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By Thomas_Crowne: posted on 11-11-2006

LOL you really crack me up at times TC. Squirrels have already moved their frontlines onto my deck and attic. I expect they will make their move soon.
By YCON: posted on 11-11-2006

Laugh if you want, but I have gone outside this morning and talked to my friends. I just wanted them to know that I am with them and am only awaiting orders.
By Thomas_Crowne: posted on 11-11-2006

Back home, we had a whole bunch of squirrels who used to come to our door every morning. We actually hand fed them peanuts. They would come back again and again for more. There was at least 12 of them in our cherry tree. They would sometimes crawl right up my pats leg and eat the peanuts in my shirt pocket.

If they are taking over the world soon, I say good on em. Maybe we will finally have an honest political system for a change. Maybe something positive will be done about the environment. Maybe they will overthrow the illuminati.

Whatever their plans, I shall wait patiently with a pocket of peanuts for that glorious day.:cool:

Viva la revolicion' de rodentia!
By Twilight_Rogue: posted on 11-11-2006

Apparently Squirrel attacks are on the rise:

Squirrels Go On Attack At South Bay Park - This one has a video talking about other attacks too.

 http://www.nbc11.com/news/9...

Squirrel attacks boy, mother

 http://www2.ljworld.com/new...

And here's the one I was looking for :o

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/...

The kids from Connecticut had a whole thing going about NWO Squirrels at one point. It was partly a joke, but some of them had first hand experiences with being chased down by squirrels.

At the very least they are losing their fear of what they should be considering predators and this is making for some nasty experiences.
By MELtdown: posted on 11-11-2006

I like squirrels and they like me.

I will be one of the fortunate ones, the rest of you are in a sucky position.

As Rogue said! Viva la revolicion' de rodentia!
By Thomas_Crowne: posted on 11-11-2006

In NY I had a huge screened porch the cats liked to hang out on. The squirrels would toment them to no end, knowing they couldn't get out (even though I know the squirrels could have easily gotten in), running back and forth in their faces right up to the ledge they were sitting on.

The final insult to my felines was my next door neighbor would give the squirrels dried corn on the cob, and I started finding the empty cobs on the outside ledge of the porch just on the other side of the screen where the cats hung out most.

They aren't stupid and they have a flare for pranking. Don't underestimate these seemingly adorable little fluff balls.:sc
By MELtdown: posted on 12-11-2006

Even the Deer are Attacking Now

All of nature seems to be in an uprising. No real details on what prompted the attack but....

 http://my.earthlink.net/art...

... Quote:
The buck that killed Ronald Donah, 43, was among about a half dozen deer penned up on his property in Ellenburg, about 180 miles north of Albany, said state Trooper Joseph House.


Wonder what he was feeding them. Mad Cow contaminated feed would not be to far fetched actually.
By MELtdown: posted on 14-11-2006








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