Monthly demotivators for 2007

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Monthly demotivators for 2007

Nothing like a new motto for each month of the year to take you into the world in the right frame of mind.

January - Wishes. When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

February- Procrastination. Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

March - Compromise. Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours might be.

April - Effort. Hard work never killed anybody - but it is illegal in some places.

May - Motivation. If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots wil be doing soon.

June - Worth. Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

July - Teamwork. A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

August - Consulting. If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

September - Cluelessness. There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

October - Ambition. The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

November - Achievement. You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

December - Idiocy Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
By netchicken: posted on 21-11-2006

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