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Here's a test to see if you can think clearly on your day away from battling the elements.

Scroll down a line at a time so you don't reveal the answers before you have had a chance to figure them out.


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30 Add another 1000. Now add 20 Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.

Now go out and do some training.

By netchicken: posted on 22-11-2006

Wow, I got all those wrong accept the math one. I'm good at math, and in fact I'm majoring in Physics, and considering nuclear physics as a specialty.
By peregrine: posted on 26-6-2009

40% grades!!
Are you on a bike? Thats insane :)
By netchicken: posted on 29-6-2009

I have a few good police encounters myself, but my favorite is when I avoided a police encounter after doing something both very illegal and stupid.

Okay, I was driving my Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo (1999) down this relatively busy street, but I had to take a right up ahead. Well, this dude with a trailer was in front of me, and he apparently couldn't accelerate, so right after taking the sharp turn I whipped past him in my Jeep, despite the fact that it was a school zone (though school was out, the baseball diamonds were in constant use by the public), there was a second sharp, blind turn up ahead, and it as clearly marked as a no passing zone. The second I was on the wrong side of the road I saw a motorcycle turn the corner, followed by a police officer, but I was able to get back in front of the guy with the trailer before hitting the motorcycle.

Heart pouncing, I watched in my rear view mirror as the policeman immediately attempted to turn around, his lights flashing, but instead of pulling over immediately I stomped the gas pedal, I was already booking, and flew around the blind corner. That was when I came to my senses and decided to pull over immediately.

So almost quicker than thinking I slammed it into four wheel drive, and turned recklessly fast onto a gravel road that went into a cemetery. I came to a stop about 50 ft. in, and the second I stopped the police car flew by behind me in my mirrors. He didn't see me.

I sat there for a few minutes, seemed like hours, with my heart pounding, my brain locked up, and my hands shaking. Eventually I pulled out of the cemetery very very slowly, and went the opposite direction the cop went. I went to the library, checked out a book, and was heading home once again when I passed the same cemetery.

The cop was parked in front of it on the grass next to the truck with the trailor, and they were both out of their vehicles and talking. I imagine that the guy in the trailor had seen me pull in, and either the officer caught back up to him, or vice versa. I was very nervous of police cars for a long while.

This is but one of my many stupid escapades in vehicles.
By peregrine: posted on 30-6-2009

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