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The dead goat....

OK this joke is terrible but still...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their
three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the
window onto the pasture, she saw that the family's only goat was lying dead
in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her-how could she possibly
continue to sexually satisfy her husband and three sons now that the goat
was dead. In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself.

When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the goat,
he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself
in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead, and the
goat, and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got
to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I seen
all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me
five times in a row, then I will restore your parents and the goat to you."
The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to get it
up again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had
happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said
to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, then I will make
everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was
not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead goat
in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless
prospect, especially with his goat gone, and he went down to the river to
throw himself in. And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that
has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with
me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a
row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said,
"Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly
agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?" Finally,
she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a
row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health, along with your
goat." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a
row won't kill you like it did the goat?"
By netchicken: posted on 12-3-2007

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