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NEW WORDS FOR 2004

I really like the seagull manager and the salmon day :)
Both very true!

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die in the end.

SITCOMS: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay
home with the kids.

IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but
you find yourself unable to stop watching them. Reality TV is a
prime example.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the xxxx out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed
to solve.

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404
Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

GENERICA: Features of the landscape that are exactly the same
no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls,
subdivisions..

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just made a BIG mistake, like sending on this e-mail.
By netchicken: posted on 20-2-2004








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