How Moses got the 10 Commandments

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How Moses got the 10 Commandments

A joke to offend everyone, so a warning for the stereotypes

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

The Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"You shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So God went to the Africans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Africans wanted an example, and the Lord said,

"Honour your Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

Then God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said,

"You shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

So God went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,

"You shall not commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, God went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."
By netchicken: posted on 17-8-2007

:jump

Ok, that was funny!

Then again, it didn't affect me, so I guess I would see humor.

I do suggest you start wearing a titanium collar, though. An Islmamist or two might not be chuckling too hard!
By Thomas_Crowne: posted on 17-8-2007

I liked the African one the best, mostly cause blacks are so uptight about racism. You don't see Jewish people whining about how unfair life is, do you?
By peregrine: posted on 19-6-2009








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