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Booked for assault with snack food!

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I wish I could put this in the bizarre and unusual forum but I can't. Compared to some news I have read lately this seems almost normal.

A man in Des Moines Iowa was charged with assault for hitting his father in the face with a bag of Cheetos.
The twenty-two year old man who still lived with his father admitted to being on methamphetamines at the time of the assault.
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The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."


I can't make stuff up that is this good. Here's the proof:
[url]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,295706,00.html


You know, if I were him and if I weren't on drugs I would have said that anyway. I'd want to have a logical excuse.

Yeah, I know, I said that was logical. I have been reading too much news, I think.
By Thomas_Crowne: posted on 5-9-2007








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