Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The Doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat Around the bush, you have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat one sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce. 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts PLUS a box of grape
nut cereal and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Bob asks "Will this cure me?"
Doc says "No but it should leave you with a better understanding of what Your arse is for."