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A guy was driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he saw a sign in front of a broken down mobile home sitting on cinder blocks: "Talking Dog for Sale". He knocked on the door and the owner appeared and said the dog was in the backyard.

The guy went into the back yard and saw a nice looking Beagle sitting there.? "You talk?" he asked.

"Yep," the Beagle replied.

After the guy recovered from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he said "So, what's your story?"

The Beagle looked up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services... the United States Marine Corps. You know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs."

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down.

I retired from the Corps (8 dog years = 56 human years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some counter-terrorism security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The curious buyer was amazed? He went back into the house and asked the owner what price he was asking for the dog.

"Ten dollars," was the answer.

"Ten dollars??? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's such a bull-sh*tter... He never did any of that stuff. He was in the Coast Guard!"
By netchicken: posted on 29-1-2008

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