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Which political cows do you belong to? Funny...

An American Democrat

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.
The people you voted for then take tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
You feel righteous and Barbara Streisand sings for you.

An American Republican

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.

Taliban Corporation

You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

Many more...
By netchicken: posted on 21-10-2008

I cannot speak about the Taliban's cows, although I hear they are partial to touching sheep. I can, however, speak about American Democrats and Republicans.

The Democrats favor spreading other people's wealth around, even though statistics have shown that the Republicans are much more giving with their own money. The Democrats are very giving as long as it is other people's money that is being given.
By Thomas_Crowne: posted on 22-10-2008

Some of those are all too true, my favorite is the Republican view, since there is absolutely no meddling.

Republicans are men with power who want to be left alone

Democrat's are simply power worshipers without power

Communists believe everyone should be equally powerful

Totalitarian's deny power exists

Dictators want all the power

Everyone else is just caught in the middle.
By peregrine: posted on 19-6-2009

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