A letter written to the editor of a Perth newspaper on how you know when you are getting old....
With 2009 upon us I have now learned the true meaning of
old age. Last week as I lay basking on my verandah, my wife, who had been engaged in some domestic maintenance, came to me and said "Darling what I
need is a long screw". Without thought I went out to my shed to look for one
I totally agree with the quip, one of the signs of old age is having a well equipped shed.