French Jokes - Funny Quotations About France

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French Jokes - Funny Quotations About France

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion. —Norman Schwartzkopf
As funny as these jokes about the French might be, the truth is that the French were right. There were no WMD in Iraq, and Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11.
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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes. —Mark Twain
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I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me. —General George S. Patton
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We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it. —Marge Simpson
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As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France
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The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.—Regis Philbin
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You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it. —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
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They've taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house. —Argus Hamilton
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. —Dennis Miller
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You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people. —Conan O'Brien
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The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag. —David Letterman
By netchicken: posted on 28-3-2009

You filthy american whore's! With your Hollywood and your vast expanses of land and resources and... wait. Is that the Germans? We LOVE you Americans!

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and the success of liberty". JFK Quote
By peregrine: posted on 16-6-2009








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