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I was travelling in Northland one day with my friend Rangi.

When off in the distance we see a police booze bus. We pulls up and Rangi winds down the window and says

"Two cans of Lion Red thanks mate"

The copper looks at me and Rangi and says "You must be drunk!
Get out of your Zephyr and blow into this bag for me"

Rangi gets out of the car and said, "Sorry Bro, I can't blow into that.
I got a letter from the Doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if I blow into that"

The cop looks at him and says, " OK. In these cases we require you to give a blood sample"

"Nah nah sorry Bro. Can't do that. Got a letter from the Red Cross saying I'm a Haemophilic and could bleed to death. Sorry Boss" said Rangi.

By now the copper is getting fairly pissed off and finally demands a urine sample for testing.

Rangi looks at him, "Sorry Bro, can't do that either"

The copper says "Surely, you can't have a letter for that !!"

"Bloody oath mate" says Rangi. "It's from the government and called Treaty of Waitangi. Says you whites can't take the piss out of us Maoris "
By netchicken: posted on 9-8-2004

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