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Funny school answer machine message

This answer machine message was unanimously voted by the staff of a school in Maroochydore.

This is supposedly their actual answering machine message.

  • To lie about why your child is absent, press 1
  • To make excuses for why your child did not do his work, press 2
  • To complain about what we do, press 3
  • To swear at staff members, press 4
  • To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you, press 5
  • If you want us to raise your child, press 6
  • If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, press 7
  • To request another teacher for the third time this year, press 8
  • To complain about bus transportation, press 9
  • To complain about school lunches, press 0
  • If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers' fault for your children's lack of effort ... hang up and have a nice day!"

By netchicken: posted on 3-10-2009

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