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How do you get into heaven - funny

Great little anecdote by a person working in a Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

How to get to Heaven in Scotland - a school teacher's report

I was testing my Sunday school children to see if they understood the concept of going to heaven.

I asked them "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

"No" the children answered in unison.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again the answer was "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well then if I was kind to animals, and gave sweeties to all the children, and I loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" They shouted again getting excited.

I was bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted out "YUV GOTTAE BE FOCK'N DEAD FIRST ...."

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By netchicken: posted on 26-11-2009

Well that kid is right. LMAO!
By mg.mikael: posted on 27-11-2009








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