True crazy kids name - Wanton Coward, Pat Fenis and Ben Dover to name a few
Russell Ash has trawled mountains of official records to find the world's most comical names - and found thousands including Ima Gay, Ada Poo and
Fanny E C Lay.
His new book lists 3,000 of the most unfortunate titles including:
Ben Dover,
Anna Sassin,
Pete Sake,
Rusty Pipes,
Rhoda Broom,
Joy Rider,
Justin Case,
John Thomas Willy and
Sandy Beach.
Pat Fenis is a just a spoonerism away from vulgarity
Eva Faithful,
Bonk Register,
Booby Ogle,
Wiggy Piggy and one Lancashire-born baby named Wooloomooloo Roscoe.
There is a
Zaiboom McDoom,
Elle Fant,
Don Key,
Eileen Dover,
Ura Buffalo,
Wanton Coward,
Smallpox Tommy
and a boy called Tom Tom who probably never got lost!
Others include
Placenta Hightshoe,
Plegm Click,
Hysteria Johnson ,
Lallu Lala Lad,
Love Reading,
Lovely Day,
Lucious Bacon,
Tiny Man
Young Love.
The pages also list
Wee Girlie Potter,
Womble Scoggins,
Jangle Bowles,
Gush Treacle,
Grunt Little,
Dong Dong,
Ping Pong,
Rip Van Wonkis,
Fizzy Allgood
Pedor File.
Ophelia Balls
Pearl E Gates
Olive Branch
Mary Zarse,
Ed Banger,
Isaac Balls
Etta Lott
The book, "Frou-Frou, Frisby and Brick", is a fifth former's treasure trove of innuendo and lavatorial humour.
Those who have deliberately changed their names include Daniel Westfallen who is now called Happy Adjustable Spanners. George Garratt is now known as Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.
Gary Brett changed his name to Hong Kong Phooey and Steven Lane is now Jellyfish McSavaloy.
Martin Smith wasn't satisfied with his name and is now Martin Felix Oddsocks McWeirdo El-Tooty Fruity Farto Hello Hippopotamus Bum.
There is one person called Jonah Whalebelly and another called Lettice Pray and there is of course Mary Christmas.
"They are all 100 per cent genuine and come from official documents".
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol...
By netchicken:
posted on 3-7-2010
His new book lists 3,000 of the most unfortunate titles including:
Ben Dover,
Anna Sassin,
Pete Sake,
Rusty Pipes,
Rhoda Broom,
Joy Rider,
Justin Case,
John Thomas Willy and
Sandy Beach.
Pat Fenis is a just a spoonerism away from vulgarity
Eva Faithful,
Bonk Register,
Booby Ogle,
Wiggy Piggy and one Lancashire-born baby named Wooloomooloo Roscoe.
There is a
Zaiboom McDoom,
Elle Fant,
Don Key,
Eileen Dover,
Ura Buffalo,
Wanton Coward,
Smallpox Tommy
and a boy called Tom Tom who probably never got lost!
Others include
Placenta Hightshoe,
Plegm Click,
Hysteria Johnson ,
Lallu Lala Lad,
Love Reading,
Lovely Day,
Lucious Bacon,
Tiny Man
Young Love.
The pages also list
Wee Girlie Potter,
Womble Scoggins,
Jangle Bowles,
Gush Treacle,
Grunt Little,
Dong Dong,
Ping Pong,
Rip Van Wonkis,
Fizzy Allgood
Pedor File.
Ophelia Balls
Pearl E Gates
Olive Branch
Mary Zarse,
Ed Banger,
Isaac Balls
Etta Lott
The book, "Frou-Frou, Frisby and Brick", is a fifth former's treasure trove of innuendo and lavatorial humour.
Those who have deliberately changed their names include Daniel Westfallen who is now called Happy Adjustable Spanners. George Garratt is now known as Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.
Gary Brett changed his name to Hong Kong Phooey and Steven Lane is now Jellyfish McSavaloy.
Martin Smith wasn't satisfied with his name and is now Martin Felix Oddsocks McWeirdo El-Tooty Fruity Farto Hello Hippopotamus Bum.
There is one person called Jonah Whalebelly and another called Lettice Pray and there is of course Mary Christmas.
"They are all 100 per cent genuine and come from official documents".
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol...