The talking clock.....

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The talking clock.....

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup, but only at night" replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed
"You f___ ing's ten past three in the morning!"
By netchicken: posted on 29-11-2004

haha! That's great.
By Plissken: posted on 29-11-2004

hee hee! very funny!
By Insane_Lemmings: posted on 30-11-2004

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