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Two blondes are standing in line at a New York Starbuck's. One says to the other, "Which do you suppose is farther away, California, or the Moon?"

"Hello!" says the other blonde, snidely. "Can you see California from here?"
By NewsMom: posted on 1-12-2004

What does a Blonde say after having sex?

"So, you're all on the same team? Wow!"
By NewsMom: posted on 1-12-2004

How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.
By NewsMom: posted on 1-12-2004

I love the first one!
Welcome aboard Newsmom :)
By netchicken: posted on 1-12-2004

Another Blonde Joke

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts where ever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her chest and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says "You're not really a redhead are you?"

"Well no" she says "I'm actually a blond."

"I thought so" the doctor says, "Your finger is broken!"
By aussiejoker: posted on 8-5-2005

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