This poster should branch out and start a new business!
Or maybe with the topic he should leaf it alone....
posted on 24-2-2005
nice play on words, nc :)
unfortunately the link isn't working for me.. i'll try later
posted on 24-2-2005
Thats strange camel, it works OK for me..
Here is the text....
For thousands of years the humble stick has been the friend of mankind (esp Moses). Some even go as far to say that Moses could not have walked for so
long had it not been for his stick. Nor could he have parted the Red Sea. Life as we know it would be radically different without the stick.
Here is your chance to get an authentic stick, similar to the one that moses used for a fraction of the price he paid in desert toiling!
This stick is packed with features for the dapper person in this fast paced life of ours. see fig. 1.1 for details (below)
Fig. 1.1 - FEATURES
Hand crafted by God!
Real old lookin
With authentic bark protection case
Places where other sticks have attempted to asexually reproduce themselves!
Came off a tree that may have been in Lord of the Rings extended Sony edition
Water resistant (maybe)
Greyish brown colour!
But it is not merely walking for which the stick is suited. Oh no. The list does not stop there. In fact the list keeps going. See fig. 1.2 for the
Fig. 1.2 - STICK USES
Parting seas (see above)
Acting as an appendage for a tree on which to grow leaves
Being chopped up and made into paper
Chilly nipple per car!
To create fire by rubbing one stick against the other
Great for shepherd going for the ultimate look
Maori stick game
Pretend swords for pretend sword fights
Turn into snake if other snakes are not present
To create matchsticks
Propping up a tent
Pointing at stuff (eg seas to be parted – see Bible for more)
The home you have been looking for, for your termite collection!
Pinata whacking device
Would make a great hobo stick
Chopping into smaller sticks
Playing t-ball with your Nokia mobile phone